Jul 21 2009
Cheap Plastic Surgery
What cheap plastic surgery ideas can you suggest?
I thought a turkey baster and some lard could replace collagen injections. Do you have any other suggestions for bargain basement cosmetic improvements?
Some people obviously lack a sense of irony! I think plastic surgery sucks hence the stupid question….










A long strip of gaffer tape round the back of the neck from one ear to the other. Make it tight enough, instant chin lift
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None is better than some. Always keep that info. dear to your Heart!
a paper bag
Spackle and a trowel.
Irony is hard to detect in writing, you asked a question and we tried to help you. If you don’t have a question then don’t waste people’s time.
Tie your hair up in a pony tail. It’s supposed to give you an instant face lift.
Do they make plastic brains?
You could use an extra one
get a face peel…
Lol, save yourself the worry and just stay as beautiful as you are.